a ferocious beast
i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury
This was so suggestive.
#let me fill you up dean #i mean your cup #let me fill your cup dean
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
Big Bird is high as shit.
Why do they all look so chill and awesome like I would hang out these guys what the fuck
“Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter.”